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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness..."

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I don't GET n.g!

Posted by icarus - July 31st, 2007


I've been on NG for a while now, made a few games, yet I'm still yet to understand what the hell some things are about, i.e.

- What's the deal with clocks? How the hell did they start and why do people do it? What's the fascination with strawberries?

- Why do people make porn based on the Aurthur cartoons?

- Why do people make so many penis cartoons?

- WTF is the star syndicate?

Just some of the many things I don't get here on NG.
Reply with answers or just to let me know you don't get it either.


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well to be honist i think lots of people just have no life at all
the clock crew aint the worst crew though

yeah I guess there are a lot of crews..I just don't see the fascination????

I can answer two of those things.

> Clocks
Coolboyman signed onto Newgrounds and submitted quite a few movies. At one point, he submitted the letter A out of boredom. This got blammed. Then he signed on under StrawberryClock and submitted a B on August 15th. The B caught on surprisingly well. A few users turned into clocks and joined in with StrawberryClock to start the Clock Crew, which now consists of literally thousands of clocks. Now we celebrate Clock Day, which is every August 15th (or, some of us do, anyway). I personally enjoy the Clock Crew. While it's true that most of them simply spam, they spam a lot less than other Newgrounds groups... And some of their movies are very well-done and funny. If you ask me, clocks are like any other Newgrounds user, just with a different appearance.

> Star Syndicate
The Clock Crew inspired a lot of other groups to pop up (Lock Legion, Glock Group, Kitty Krew, etc) and the Star Syndicate was one of them. They spam the portal a LOT, most of the time, sometimes stealing Review Crew Picks. There are some very amazing animators in the Star Syndicate, however. I believe rtil and ZekeySpaceyLizard are in the SS (unless I'm thinking of something else, although I don't think I am). Unlike most of the groups on Newgrounds, SS movies don't actually consist of characters based on their group name (like the Clock Crew has Clocks). Really, I don't recall a time I've seen an SS movie with star characters.

Thanks for the explanation!

"- Why do people make porn based on the Aurthur cartoons?"
Links plz?
The Star Syndicate is alright. Probably the best group there is becuase they can actually animate.
As for the penis jokes... There's just too many 12 year old kiddies who don't quite understand what the penis is actually for ;]

Q: What's the deal with clocks?
A: They're just a bunch of spamming flashers who have nothing better to do.

Q: Why do people make porn based on the Aurthur cartoons?
A: I haven't heard of those yet, but if they do exist it's just some big fat pervert with nothing better to do.

Q: WTF is the Star Syndicate?
A: They're much like the clocks. However, they're better at flash and are pretty offending to some. Unlike the clocks, they actually know how to piss you off.

i've never understood the appeal of clocks and the annoying automated voices.
theres no creativity.

Well NG doesn't GET YOU either >:(

ahhah i'm sorry dude :(
lolz

People who can't animate or script but want attention.

tru dat